- BRATS: /stare at Menu fake-drawing circles on sheets
- JONG HOON: I think we should do something...
- JONG HOON: This has been going on for too long, i can't stand this atmosphere anymore.
- GD: Good, finally! Let's move out of here!
- JONG HOON: Hyung, i'm never leaving Menu ssi.
- GD: Pretty tough for one who's refused to drop honorifics for three years....Oh my god it's almost three years. :/
- JONG HOON: Well, it's not like you've fled despite all your saying. u.u
- GD: Right, why haven't i? The only person's who's more popular than me these days is Psy-sunbaenim, i could go anywhere. Something's wrong with me.
- JONG HOON: I think you'd miss Menu ssi after all. u.u
- GD: I think if you don't shut up, F.T. Island is gonna need a new guitarist 'cause you'll have no fingers to play anymore.
- JONG HOON: /hugs guitar
- GD: Hyung, Where are you going? oO
- SAENGIE: Shush, i need to try something... /careful steps
- GD: Hyung, you'll die... oO
- SAENGIE: /looks at Menu /at GD /at Menu /at GD
- Does she look like someone capable to kill anyone right now?
- GD: Does she ever look like she isn't?
- JONG HOON: Go, Ahjussi! I've been waiting for you to do the right thing for three years! \o/
- GD: Stop mentioning the three years thing, i need to process first.
- SAENGIE: /carefully approaches bed
- MENU: /still drawing circles on sheets
- GD to Jong Hoon: If he dies i'll get his bed and drawers.
- GD: Oh god, he's going all the way...
- SAENGIE: .....Uhm....Menu ah?
- GD: /pulls Jong Hoon's hair in frustration
- JONG HOON: /suffers in silence for the sake of suspence
- MENU: Do it again and i'll eat your hand.
- GD: /lets Jong Hoon go and sighs
- I told you she's always ready to kill. She's like freaking Frankenstein!
- JONG HOON: Frankenstein was a doctor.
- GD: Well, he must have lost a patient before then, doesn't he? Shut up, you nerd.
- SAENGIE: Uhm...we were wondering if something's wrong.
- JONG HOON: I am going to take off my socks and put them in your mouth if you don't stop it.
- GD: Watch your manners, kid!
- JONG HOON: Manners are abstract. You can't watch abstract things.
- SAENGIE to Jong Hoon: Wow, you really are a nerd though.
- JONG HOON: ....I thought you were on a mission. -.-
- MENU: Do i look like i'm not okay?
- GD: Since the first day i stepped into this house.
- /ducks to avoid flying plushie
- SAENGIE: Look, this is the first time i ask how you're doing because i'm genuinely worried and not because you stopped feeding us, so you could at least be kind. u.u
- MENU: You know this is all your fault, right?
- SAENGIE: Why this time?
- JONG HOON: That's the kind of stuff you'd tell your rommates of three years, you know?
- SAENGIE: No, i'm pretty sure i am very concrete.
- JONG HOON: So are statues. That doesn't make them real.
- MENU: None of you exists, actually.
- GD: Ok, now shit's just getting personal.
- JONG HOON: Don't say shit, there's underaged readers on this site.
- SAENGIE: You just said shit too, though.
- MENU: Well, so did you.
- GD: Don't change the subject, i wanna know if i'm not real 'cause i have some plans to call off.
- JONG HOON: My mom will be so sad to know.
- GD: I don't have to cancel plans with her. oO
- MENU: I mean, my life would be a gazillion times easier if i actually had friends like you instead of imaginary stuff all the time.
- SAENGIE: Hey, i think friend is not the right label for me.
- JONG HOON: Menu ssi *_*
- GD: You mean friends who steal your food and privacy and patience?
- I was doing it just to make her fed up with me.
- SAENGIE: Can we go back to me claiming a higher title than just friend?
- SAENGIE: Or not, it's fine, we can talk about the weather :/
- MENU: If you had to stick around for so long you could have made yourself impossible to stand at least. Where is your conscience?
- Ok, first of all you dragged me all the way here.
- MENU: If you watched your diet i wouldn't have needed to!
- GD: Look at how much taller she looks when she's mad at him.
- JONG HOON: Diet is abstract too, so you can't watch diets either.
- GD: No, technically diet is made of food. You can watch food.
- MENU and SAENGIE: /look at GD
- MENU: Have you ever actually gone on a diet?
- SAENGIE: Where have you ever seen food in that?
- GD: Well, one can't deny you're meant to be. :/
- JONG HOON: Menu ssi, but real or not we're still here because we should be. *_*
- GD: More like all the exits are locked.
- JONG HOON: /stands up and hugs her
- SAENGIE: Ya ya ya! This was my mission! Abort, you!
- JONG HOON: Menu ssi, i'll let you spray my face if it cheers you up. *_*
- MENU: I ran out of whipped cream...
- MENU: I had three cups of chocolate today.
- MENU: Well, two were meant for my brother and his friend but they didn't want it so i had it.
- SAENGIE: What about the cake? Have you baked that?
- MENU: EXCUSE ME I WAS MISERABLE TODAY, YOU SELFISH POOP!
- GD: Well, she could have said something worse than poop, Hyung.
- SAENGIE: WELL DON'T PEOPLE BAKE WHEN THEY'RE MISERABLE?
- SAENGIE: WELL, THANK GOD! ONE OF YOU IS ENOUGH!
- MENU: WELL, I HOPE KYU FINDS A NEW BEBENG IN THE ARMY!
- SAENGIE: TAKE THAT BACK!
- MENU: SO YOU'LL BE LONELY AND I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT CAKES INSTEAD OF CARING!
- JONG HOON: /crawls back to bed
- GD: Well, she noticed you for three seconds, kid. /offers popcorn
- JONG HOON: When did you get these?
- GD: Sometime between poop and bebeng.
- SAENGIE and MENU: /pull each other's hair
- GD: When you think about it, it's a miracle Hyung hasn't gone bald yet.
- MENU: This perm has costed a hundred euros! I will chop your genitals off if you don't let me go!
- GD: Cute, they're like those couples who never want to hang up.
- JONG HOON: Well, they'd hang up. Just not the phone. :/
- GD: Nah, they would never kill each other.
- JONG HOONG: You sure? oO
- SAENGIE and MENU: /biting each other
- GD: I mean, who would ever take any of them beside them?
- GD: You don't count, you're clingy.
- SAENGIE: OK LET'S STOP!
- SAENGIE: I SAID TRUCE!!!
- SAENGIE and MENU: /panting
- SAENGIE: I hope your Hunger Games book fall into the fireplace before you can read them!
- GD: He did not, holy rapping mother!
- MENU: >______________________<
- /kicks Saengie's shin and storms out
- Dammit...I DANCE WITH THESE!!
- MENU: Please, you don't dance...
- JONG HOON: Not a chance!
- GD: If i can do this \o
- JONG HOON: then you can do that o/
- BOTH: HIT IT OUT OF THE PAAARK!
- MENU: I think we all need to just work more during the day. /leaves
- SAENGIE: /limping to bed
- SAENGIE: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
- GD: ...but they're still better than Menu ah. /pats Saengie's shoulder
- JONG HOON: You're so ungrateful, maybe you deserve it. u.u
- GD: Kid, it's full of stones out there. Watch your mouth...
- SAENGIE: If you tell us whether you can or cannot actually watch a mouth i'll do something i'll have to deny in court.
(Source: itskpopfashion)